u.p.s

Un-protected sex

Used between mates when describing the act of shagging without a rubber.

"Yeah, I had u.p.s last night"
"How was it"
"Wet and warm"

by Woodlands February 27, 2009

P.U.S.H.

Pray Until Something Happens

My life's fcked up, but I'm gonna p.u.s.h.

by keepthefaith January 20, 2009

U.P.S

Up Skirt.

a abbreviation used to state a up skirt.
ex. a girl sitting down with her legs open and u can see up her skirt

guy 1: hey dude hella u.p.s right behind us!
guy2: omg niice, so hot.

by TDK52 May 29, 2008

P.U.S.S

Post URL Stress Syndrome: A condition where you have cycled through your regular websites and can't think of any new websites to visit thus making you feel stressed and depressed at the same time and leaving you to question the meaning of life and making you tempted to go into the horrible place they call "outside"

Man I'm really feeling the "P.U.S.S" today, I already finished looking at my favorite websites what am I going to do with the rest of my day, I suddenly feel so small and inadequate maybe I'll go for a walk.

by Lickloled May 13, 2013

U.P.S.

Abreviation for Underwear Parachute Service.

I work for U.P.S.

by D B R October 21, 2008

J.U.P.S.

J.U.P.S.
Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

Synonyms include: ate up and soup sandwich.

J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

by reemyb September 7, 2021

J.U.P.S

J.U.P.S.- Jacked Up Private Shi* or (J.U.P.S) is the act of doing something so incredibly immature, idiotic, impulsive, irrational and unprofessional that it would make the offender seem as though they were a Junior Enlisted Military member who lacked discipline to an unfathomable degree.

J.U.P.S. Example: 18 year old, PVT Snuffy proceeded to sneak off base after curfew, to get a tattoo of his wifes' stage name "Cinnamon" on his forehead, 48 hours after meeting her. Snuffy's NCO's became aware of this tattoo when PVT Snuffy arrived 35 minutes late for PT, in civilian clothes, by car, completely drunk.

Also see: soup sandwich, ate up, hot mess

by reemyb September 24, 2021