rumpstache

The hair surrounding one's ass hole. A deterrent to anal sex and obsolete pre-historic filter for the rectum.

She wanted me to cram the prick in her tookis, but that rumpstache was unshaven and had a couple Corn Nuts tangled in it, so I just beat off in her hair.

by Killy Pistol January 15, 2008

ronstache

n. The glorious mustache that has led to Ronstache Day (October 30) -- a celebration of all that is good and just.

I had better start growing some hair on my upper lip to prepare for Ronstache Day, otherwise I will look like quite the fool.

by N8 April 15, 2004

Cumstache

A mustache of cum after one tries to swallow.

"Man she blew me and got a big ol' cumstache!"

by JCbaybee March 31, 2010

Cumstache

residue from oral sex around your lips.

I got grossed out i saw an old man with a cumstache

by matt + ed March 4, 2004

rushstache

A mustache grown specifically for the purpose of fraternity rush. Usually only done by older fraternity men during rush as a sign of experience rushing potential new members.

"Hey man, nice mustache"

"Rushstache kid."

by stonewall230 November 21, 2011

cumstache

when a girl gets cum above her lip under her nose, like a mustache

that girl got a cumstache in this porn i saw today!

by mmaaaxxxxxxxxxxx January 19, 2008

Bumstache

When one has so much hair on ones anus, it looks like a mustache

Look, Fred has a bumstache

by CharGeh May 25, 2010