Donald Rumsfeld

Secretary of Defense

Does not give a shit about our troops, or the thousands of innocent Iraqis he's killing, he's only it in for the money.

Sieg Heil Herr Rumsfeld

by I Hate Conformists April 20, 2005

donald rumsfeld

idiot, murderer,lieing bastard

see bush, idiot and murderer

by Nick June 7, 2003

Donald Rumsfeld

Failure.
Donald Rumsfeld is an outright failure that did not protect America when it was under attack. He lead his country in 2 wars of failure, Iraq and Afghanistan.

Donald Rumsfeld failed to protect his own office building from attack on 9/11/2001.

by K.Roy September 23, 2006

Rumsfeld disease

Any medical condition acquired from drinking aspartame i.e. tumors, cancer, seizures.

My mother had an E.K.G. the other day and the doctors found a brain tumor I told her to quit drinking diet soda or she would get rumsfeld disease.

by MadAges February 25, 2007

Donald Rumsfeld

A shit so large you have to break it up so you can flush it

Sorry I took so long in the clapper, I dropped a Donald Rumsfeld

by ddawg9999 November 24, 2016

Rumsfeld

The act of vomiting and crapping at the same time. Usually quite stressful given the simultaneous urges to sit on and kneel in front of the toilet bowl.

Aw, yo, I gotta go do a Rumsfeld. Things might get messy. I really should have refrained from doing shots of 151 at Taco Bell.

by thatbul83 July 27, 2010

Rumsfeld

(n) a mess left in the microwave for someone else to clean up

Who pulled a Rumsfeld? Someone blasted a pile of burrito-looking stuff on the tray and instead of cleaning it he put it on top and left it for someone else to clean.

by neuron February 1, 2010