rumpelstiltskin

Successfully pulling off a dickbag self-serving move and then immediately risking your gains by publicly crowing about your achievement as if no one around can hear you.

Dude, I can't believe you blurted out "Dude, we just cut the whole line!" while we were still on the fucking line. You totally rumpelstiltskined us.

by dickbagjon January 5, 2018

Rumpest

Someone who judges others by their rear end.

As seen on Sabrina: The Teenage Witch

Zelda: Sabrina, you're not a rumpest. Are you?
Sabrina: No! But Jenny might be!!

by Familiarrr December 7, 2018

Rainbow Rumper

Where a guy name Zackary Schmidt sticks his arm in another mans ass... Elbow first.

Both: Rock, Paper, Scissors!

Zack: Well, I guess you get it first.

Man: *Sigh* I lose every time.

Zack: I guess I'm Rainbow Rumper again.

by Lolocausts December 21, 2010

rumpthumper

A person who will hump the shit out of someone's behind, usually until sore. Happens to either males or females.

Can also be used as a compliment, usually to someone who fucks a lot, or is really hot and gets girls.

That guy is such a rumpthumper, or Dude! She just got rumpthumped!

by rumpthumper March 27, 2011

Rumpty-Dump

The Rumpty-Dump originated as a dance hit in the 50s age. It grew popular among young, rebellious, white teens. This rage was spread to Hispanics, and later on African Americans. While no longer popular, whenever the children of the 50s hear the nostalgic tune and the lyrics "Hands in the air, do a backwards jump, clap 5 times, do the Rumpty-Dump!!" the feeling is magical.

"Why, Rumpty-Tom, let's spread the word about the newest dance craze, the Rumpty-Dump!"

"Oh, Rumpty-Manda, how wonderful! We can skip, do the Rumpty-Dump, eat white-only apple pie, and dance in the rain!"

by Rumpty-Manda May 10, 2008

rumpster

One whom has a very large rear end

Hey there Rumpster, get out of my way!

by Gavin LeDoux August 15, 2007

Rumpture

a) "a burning desire to caress the posterior of another person"

b) "a fracture of the tail-bone"

a) he was overcome with rumpture at the sight of her curvaceous buttocks

b) her rumpture was caused by a slip on some ice

by eric May 24, 2004