Router Assassin

The act of connecting to a router without a password, accessing the router settings, changing the password and/or deactivating it. Usually followed by downloading extreme amounts of porn and torrents.

Someone has router assassinated you.

by hurrdurrimahoerz October 18, 2010

Router rekt

(Verb) When you or someone else's internet connection lags out during the process of doing something on the internet.

Person 1: Hey dude how's your league team doing?

Person 2: We were doing great... until Drew got router rekt.

by Nittwit October 11, 2014

router gang

Another copy and pasted gucci gang meme

bout ta hit ya wit dat router gang

by SkRt GaNg June 9, 2018

Gabber on ye router

A term usually used by Australians, to let someone know they are going to DDoS someone.

- Jack: OMG, you got so rekt! What's the score, 8-0?
-JC: Want me to Gabber on ye router mate you ain't gonna like it mate.

by notalexfromorigin November 23, 2014

Wifi router

PS5

I can't wait to play GTA 5 on my $500 wifi router

by Cartoonlover69 July 21, 2020

The onion router

Otherwise known as the TOR browser, a browser for you to surf the amazing cyberspace. It is much faster than Netscape. Do cool things with it like hire somebody to kill another, watch somebody be murdered, or buy heroin from the silk road. An amazing array of things you can do with the wacky web!

I just sold an exclusive machine gun for only the army, then filled a tranquilizer with syringes of illegal durgs on the onion router!

by pill_dickle June 17, 2018

Fart Router

WiFi router that runs on farts.

“Bro my uncle got a fart router last week. It runs so fast, plus it doesn’t run on electricity. IT RUNS ON FARTS!”

by SaintFullerton21 June 14, 2020