Rumph

Worthless, wastrel, under achiever

Do not employ this person, he is a Rumphy son of a bitch!

by The Elder November 23, 2004

Rumph

Inactivity, lethargy or laziness

Verb:
"Are you doing anything today?"
"No, I'm just Rumphing/having a bit of a Rumph"

Adjective:
"The cold and the rain made it a slow and Rumphy day"

by Molehill November 3, 2004

romphims

The gayest of the gay men's clothing ever made. The male version of the "onesie", if you wear one of these, you are not a masculine man. In fact, you are not a man period. Just lop off your junk and hand it in at the door as you leave the party. Created by douchebags who want to get rich quick, this sad clothing line does not deserve to be in any humans draw, unless you are human waste.

Tom: "Look at those fucking douchebags drinking white wine and wearing their Romphims!"

Fred: "Yeah, what a buncha JERK-OFFS!! way to ruin it for everyone else!"
panzis

by 2QT2BSTR8 May 22, 2017

Pete: "Welcome to the new, soft, weak, limp america, sponsored by confused "men" wearing romphims. Nobody likes an overly-masculine person; be it male, female, or miscellaneous. Women are JUST as masculine as men and CLEARLY men now are more feminine than ever before. ARMAGEDDON AWAITS LADIES!!!! romphims, how to make

sure EVERYBODY hates you."

by Sam-Sam-The-Out-House-Man May 22, 2017

Rumph

To consume a large portion of food or meal...

Do you want to go rumph?
How was the rumph last night (in this case it would be a meal)

by Nick Dove January 4, 2008

Romphim

slang for male on male anal sexual intercourse. also known as butt sex or butt secks. This action is commonly engaged in by men that like to wear a female clothing item called a romper

Hey Steve check out that guy over there! He has a nice ass. Whoa Adam, you're right I'd like to romphim hard. Do you think he would be into letting us romphim on a tag team?

by FireBreathingTurtle June 20, 2017

rumphål

A nice place, you can touch it and lick it! Very fancy.

Hi waiter do you have rumphål on the menu to day?

by Einarärminpappa alltså rappare June 9, 2021

rumphed my grissle

To twist your ankle

I stepped off the curb and rumphed my grissle.

by lil' smokie February 1, 2025