A large lesbian toilet monster that preys on small children when they poop. It reproduces asexually and lays unfertil eggs in an aquatic nest made of feces. She then later devours the eggs.
This annoying loud-mouth lardo has been in A League of Our Own, Harriet The Spy (gay), was a featured voice on Tarzan, and the bitch was given a fuckin show of her own over three years ago!
A planet of massive size and density. Considered the King of All Planets, the planet has made millions shouting across a table at other, slightly skinnier, planets that some people actually found entertaining.
Rosie O'Donnell's mass is so large that it no longer revolves around the Sun. Rather, the Sun revolves around it.