Mexican Rollup

An act occurring during or immediately after sexual intercourse, whereby you shit on your prone partner, quickly roll them up in the shit slathered blanket and preferably toss the blanket wrapped person down a flight of stairs or out the front door.

Bitch thought we were having makeup sex but I gave her a Mexican rollup. Ha ha now lets see her borrow my socks again.

by pugachev October 7, 2011

Tenessee Fruit Rollup

The sexual act of eating many packs of chewing gum and then shitting on your partners chest and/or face. So its all stringy and stuff.

Man, that girl really knows how to give a Tenessee Fruit Rollup, I'm all sticky.

by DaButch February 25, 2011

chunky fruit rollup

1) When a guy slams his penis deep into a girls mouth making her gag and throw up on his dick.

2) When you're deep throating a guy so hard, your gag reflexes kick in and you puke all over his dick.

Yeah man, Stephanie gave Milo a chunky fruit rollup the other day. It was great!

by sexmasterpete June 22, 2010

Fruit Rollup

During humid weather, a man's scrotum sticks to the inside of his upper thigh causing unpleasant restriction, resulting in a need to lift the leg outward to mimic the action of peeling off a fruit rollup. Thus making a noise indicative of said peeling.

Damn it's so hot he had to perform a fruit rollup - schluuurp!

by Finance December 11, 2008

StickyDick RollUp

When you use a fruit rollup instead of a condom. Sticky in many ways

Hot Girl: I thought you ran in the store to get condoms?
Dude: I did, but they had fruit rollups! and they are cheaper!
Girl: Oh....Is it safe to wear?
Dude: who cares! its a fruit rollup!
Girl: You should have asked me if i was down for a stickydick Rollup!

by DSK! April 28, 2009

fruit rollup

When a woman (or man) takes a flavored condom off a penis with their teeth from the base.

Dude did you hear that Lawrence is into fruit rollups now?

by notmeirealname October 29, 2010

fruit rollup

sexual act when a man eats out a girl who is on their period and lets the blood get all over his face. He then rolls down a car window and sticks his head out in order to lead the blood dry on his face. The man then peels the dried blood off of his face and eats it.

yea, i gave her a fruit rollup

by Gorgeous Me February 21, 2005