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Porcelain Rodeo

A porcelain rodeo is when two people shit in one toilet at the same time. This is most commonly performed when one person sits normally on the toilet while the other sits on the first person's lap while facing them and shitting between the gap in the first person's legs.

Tony and Dustin always save time getting ready for work in the morning by having a porcelain rodeo: twice the shitting in half the time, only sightly more mess.

by Jankthetank March 12, 2020

Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

n;stored mental images to which one masturbates. abbrv - PMR.

see also spankbank

That girl is so hot. I am entering her into my Personal Masturbatory Rolodex (PMR)

by optic_fuel August 27, 2008

Tiger Rodeo

When you're about to get laid with that drunk chick you just met, Lay a little bit of TigerBalm on the outside part of the condom. Try to stay as long as possible inside. May the best man win. Tiger Rodeo

Last night i broke my official Tiger Rodeo record.

by gestion.jc November 6, 2014

Combat Roleplay

A type of roleplay where 12 year old children pretend to be cool by typing extremely fast when roleplaying in a combat interaction. Most of the time you can find this act on After the Flash. This type of roleplay is favorited by virgins, edgelords, and pussies.

Combat Roleplay interaction:

Person 1: I'd walk along the road.
Person 2: "DID YOU BUMP INTO ME?!"
Person 1: "W-wha?"
Person 2: I'd slug his jaw.
Person 2: I'd deck his eye socket.
Person 2: I'd grab my gun.
Person 2: I'd load it.
Person 1: (Bro chill I just bumped into you
Person 2: (ARE YOU FALSE VOIDING ME LMAOOOOOO I AM CALLING MOD

by Conk69420 October 20, 2020

this ain't my first rodeo

you've done something before

settle down, this ain't my first rodeo

by pimpthug September 2, 2010

masturbation rolodex

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008