roflshisms

rolling on floor laughing so hard i shit myself

Guy 1: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: Because 7 8 9
Guy 2: ROFLSHISMS

by Kevin6791 September 16, 2007

roflshitcakes

Funny Delectible cakes that you eat while your shitting on the toilet

Yeah when we had bio break on wow i ate a "roflshitcakes"!

by Mike Prov December 11, 2009

roflshit

When you rofl soooooo much that you shit your pants!

Dude, when that guy fell off the roof i almost roflshitted myself!

by I'M NOT A CRACKA' January 30, 2009

roflash

extended rofl (rolls on the floor). If something is seriously funny: rolls on the floor and shits him/herserlf

"George bush is a particular competent president"
ROFLASH

by bertybasset July 26, 2006

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

Rolling on the floor so hard i lost my taco and my sombrero fell off.

<friend>
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?

Doctor: Not really. It will just seem longer.

<me>

ROFLSHILMTAMSFO

by Fossekall October 6, 2011

roflshart

Verb.

1. A rather unfortunate occurrence whereby someone is rolling on the floor laughing so hard that the exertion causes them to break wind, which, by a cruel twist of fate is not all gaseous in its nature.

2. A very quick way to stop getting invited to a variety of social gatherings.

E.g. "I haven't been invited to anything since I roflsharted at Jim's funeral."

by Dangerz August 1, 2017

ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL

Rolling On the Floor Laughing So Hard That Voldemort Uses Avada Kedavra On Me And I Live.

Expression used by Harry Potter fans. But only really cool ones.

HP fan 1: "Did you see the trailer for Vampires suck?!?"
HP Fan 2: "OMG, YEAH! I was ROFLSHTVUAKOMAIL!"

by Sir Giftmonger November 14, 2010