Roflmao sandwich

A Roflmao Sandwich is where u roll on the floor laghing (roflmao) soo much that u are sick and then u swallow your sick (sandwich)

*ROFLMAO* *BLERRRRR* (puke) * OM NOM NOM* (swallowing puke) = a roflmao sandwich

by JTPARRETT February 9, 2010

roflmaobbq

Acronym for "Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Ass Off Barbecue". Almost exclusively used to poke fun at overuse of stereotypical internet acronyms such as lol, rofl, wtf, omg, etc. If spoken, it is pronounced Roffle Mayo Barbecue. Use of this acronym may indicate its user is sick of having to endure all the newbs using the above acronyms, or could be meant in a more lighthearted way.

Newb: "Omg lolz! i pwned that ganker with a headshot!"
Newb-hater: "Roflmaobbq....."

by Cyphern September 24, 2005

ROFLMAO

Rolling
On the
Floor
Laughing
My
Ass
Off

dude1: guess what?
dude2: what?
dude1: CHICKENBUTT
dude2: ROFLMAO

by samantha May 13, 2005

roflmaobst

rolling on floor laughing my ass off but still typing

Ben Dover: hahaha roflmao

Elieen Dover: roflmaobst??

Ben Dover: fuck off :/

by toolbar April 29, 2010

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself. An phrase first posted by an IMDb user called Ambient_Soho, who used it after I forgot to post a link to a video when I had started an entire thread about it.

ROFLMAOBSAOTPAKTFOWPM!!!!!111!1!11
<rolling on floor laughing my ass off blowing snot all over the place and knocking the furniture over while pissing myself>
Not at the video but at this topic! Who the hell posts about a video but doesn't even put a link?!

by Wheatsnack June 21, 2006

roflmaoasc

Roflmaoasc is a variant of the well known roflmao(:rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off) and means:

rolling on the floor laughing my 4$$ off and scaring the cat

..which adds even more to the greatness of the laugh, resulting in the kind of laugh many people have died happy from

Cats don't like this kind of stuff, others find it funny, but most are too scared.

-The day Microsoft will make something that will not suck, will be the day they will start making vacuum cleaners.
-ROFLMAOASC!!1

by MadCatMk2 March 6, 2007

Chairman RoflMao

Another variation of the "rofl" (Roll On Floor Laughing) phrases. This one is derived from Chairman Mao, the deceased leader of the CCP. Used to describe something/someone/an action/event that is hilarious, and possibly Communist in nature. The term itself also contains the acronym for "roll on floor laughing my ass off," a phrase heard in online games and in instant messaging conversations.

You're thinking about joining a commune? That's Chairman RoflMao!

by Ross Sargent June 11, 2006