roffleshot

Colloquial term used in computer games, particularly first person shooters. It refers to a shot that is so good, or lucky, it causes one to 'rofl' - to roll on the floor laughing.

That was a complete roffleshot, you're head came right off.

by Smiling Nihilist June 27, 2005

Roffed

To be screwed over and have one's schedule ruined for the whole week.

We just got Roffed by that prima donna band.

by mad camp July 13, 2009

phantom riffled

phantom riffle is the act of seraching through some ones bag and throwing there stuff all over the room with the un suspecting victim asleep

bobbie awakes from her sleep only to find her suit case had been phantom riffled

bobbie (wakes up) "dammm it i have been phantom riffled"

by The Phantom riffler October 7, 2011

rofflelame

verb - to take something, and make a very lame parody of it. Usually lame on purpose. Can be stupid or retarded instead of lame.

(someone's profile)
"You don't have to go home,
but you can't stay here."
Bill: You can't go hoooome,
Bill: So you can't stay here.
Sally: WTF?
Bill Haha I just ROFFLELAMED your profile.
Sally: Yeah, well, you're a veeter!
Bill: :(

by Can Not April 10, 2005

ruffled grouse

a bird-like, annoying girl that talks too much about her menstruation cycle in public.

I'm tired of hearing about that girl's period, she is such a ruffled grouse!

by Karl Eller February 10, 2010

roffle

Verb.

Derived from the term rofl.

Person1: OMFAG EL OH EL I AM ROFFLING SOO MUCH RIGHT NOW !!1
Person2: Watafa? Stuff you.
Person1: Roffle roffle! Lamayo!

by Jerk The Mom December 2, 2003

roffle cakes

A term widely used on the internet when expresses ones appreciation for a "joke" or "hillarious phrase"

It means, "Rolling On Floor Fucking Laughing Endlessly" T

The "cakes" is used to form the phrase into a cute food like item.

Tim: Tony, your mum is really fat, she's like clinally obese you gay piss

Tony: Fuck off shit legs
Carl: ROFFLE CAKES!

by Andy_Lythe September 29, 2005