by Handyklapped May 4, 2021
Sexual act involving a male and female engaged in anal sex. During the process the female flatuates creating a hot, vibrating feeling on the males rod.
by daveo April 29, 2004
by Cats are assholes February 21, 2016
a special little girl who cannot sing nor act...she needs to get a face over and needs a candy cane immediately (love giving head)
by Anonymous June 9, 2003
by N.A. June 2, 2003
This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.
Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”
Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”
Little Janie: *muffled cries*
Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”
Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”
Dad: “Daddy loves you”
Audience: “Awww”
*end scene*
by cocktupus January 6, 2021