Hot-Rodding

The act of lighting your dick on fire during sexual intercourse

I think I suffered 3rd degree burns when Tyler was Hot-Rodding me last night

by Handyklapped May 3, 2021

Hot Rod

Sexual act involving a male and female engaged in anal sex. During the process the female flatuates creating a hot, vibrating feeling on the males rod.

My rod felt like it had been dipped in steaming hot lava after that ho farted on it.

by daveo April 29, 2004

hot rod

what I use to pick up chicks

get in my car so we canm fuck

by MasterX October 16, 2004

Hot rod

When one sticks a flaming dildo up someone's ass

Kathy and Stacy both gave each other a hot rod last night

by Cats are assholes September 5, 2016

Hot Rod

a special little girl who cannot sing nor act...she needs to get a face over and needs a candy cane immediately (love giving head)

Hi. Im Hot Rod. I think i can sing over the rainbow but can't at all because i suck. peace

by Anonymous June 9, 2003

Hot Rod

Phallus organ. Usually found on male species.

My boyfriend likes the feel of cold steel against his hot rod.

by N.A. June 2, 2003

Buffalo Hot Rod

This is where you go into a pizza shop, and one of the pizza makers jacks you off with a hot, freshly made Stromboli. Meanwhile, the head cook (usually known as Mr. Pudgie) prods your butthole with a chicken wing covered in x-tra hot sauce and shards of crystal meth. After you cum into the Stromboli, they have you fart out the meth, x-tra hot sauce and subsequent anal blood into a piping bag, which they use to inject the contents of into the cum-filled meat pocket. You get to take this home to your family, along with the bloody, meth and blood-covered x-tra hot wing as a garnish. Dinner can now be served.

Little Billy: “I’m hungry, daddy”.

Dad: “You know we’re on a budget, you little shit! Why don’t you eat some creamed corn from the cupboard? .. and don’t forget to share it with your sister!!”

Mom: “You know little Janie and little Billy are allergic to both cream AND corn, you lazy, unemployed, drug-addled gambling addict son-of-a-bitch!!”

Little Janie: *muffled cries*

Dad: “Goddamnit you fucking twat!! Why did I have to cum inside your wretched fish tank, instead of being smart by shooting my load into your adult diaper??!! .. *tries to calm down* .. Ok look.. My asshole is pretty much healed up from the last time, so why don’t I go down to Pudgie’s Pizza to get us all a Buffalo Hot Rod?”

Mom, Little Janie & Little Billy: “Yay!!!!”

Dad: “Daddy loves you”

Audience: “Awww”

*end scene*

by cocktupus January 5, 2021