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Crotch Rocket Asshole

Crotch Rocket Asshole believes that they own the road (which is directly contrary to Mustang Asshole), and have the fastest bike on the planet. Crotch Rocket Asshole weaves in and out of traffic, ignoring every traffic law that every other citizen has to obey. Crotch Rocket Asshole often pops wheelies in the middle of the street, which (I guess) only impresses Crotch Rocket Asshole’s underage girlfriend.

Crotch Rocket asshole is easily identifiable. Besides the obvious bike identification, Crotch Rocket Asshole often wears a gay leather jacket and pants combo that color match their bike, and often has a gay rubber Mohawk attached on top of their helmet. In reality, Crotch Rocket Asshole would never have the balls to sport a REAL mohawk in a million years. Crappy, faded, tribal armband and/or barb wire tattoos often adorn Crotch Rocket Asshole’s arm.

Crotch Rocket Asshole often uses their bike as their Facebook or MySpace profile image, in the slim hopes that some desperate female will dig the bike, and ignore the downsides of Crotch Rocket Asshole (namely the fact that the bike is their only means of transportation).

One can only hope that Crotch Rocket Asshole gets the shit beat out of them by Harley Rider.

See Cigarette Asshole and Lottery Ticket asshole for other possible “asshole” personality combinations.
Stan: "Crotch Rocket Asshole passed me up on the road today doing 90 in a school zone while popping a wheelie"

Ted: "I bet you were driving in front of a high school, wern't you?"

Stan: "Yeah, how did you know THAT?"

Ted: "30-year old Crotch Rocket Asshole was showing off and scamming for babes."
by mad genius December 7, 2010
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blew ass rockets

OMFG! Are you serious? You got a D...yea...that test blew ass rockets!
by mandaz April 2, 2006
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Ass Racket

The act of being so agressive with an asshole that shit fires out at the speed of light. The shit should also be coming out as wide as the asshole. (Usually 12-18 inches)
"I heard Randy rode 3 Dragon Dildos at the same time and had an Ass Racket"
by Choader Boater May 16, 2020
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Isaac Alvarez is a bitch ass nigga that cant back up his mouth
person 1: aye you ever see A bitch ass nigga that got his shit rocked
person 2: yea I've seen Isaac Alvarez
by jerryifuckedurmom June 12, 2017
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