Road Dog

When you look next to you and see a guy getting road head, but the chick is so ugly you mistake her for a dog, or other hairy creature.

Guy 1: Hey isn't that Alan?
Guy 2: Yah, why does he have a dog on his lap?
......
Guy 1: That's no dog!!!!!
Guy 2: EEEWWWW!!! He is getting Road Dog!

by TheUnfortunateObserver69 April 12, 2011

Road Dog

A girl that has been "hit" more times then a dead dog in a street.

We need to find some road dogs to invite to the party.

by wv24901 February 3, 2010

Road Dog

A phrase that describes a woman that's hit the wall due to age or wear and tear. Wear and tear is usually the result of smoking.

Look at her, she's a road dog.

by Jim February 9, 2004

Carolina Road Dog

When you take one for the team, but you're the only one playing

Are you kidding me? The Carolina Road Dog strikes again.

by the big cheeese September 26, 2008

Road Dog

getting a blow job from the passenger while you are driving

Hey it's a long trip, how about you hook me up with a road dog?

by Faceeater June 25, 2010

road hot dog

Similar to a "road taco" but it's the girl giving the boy head while driving down the road.

Hilary gave Matt a road hot dog while driving home.

by freakyjazzy November 27, 2009

Road dog

A lazy driver, does nothing except drive then hang up the keys
Never washed truck, has damage and never repairs.

See that kenworth-shes a road dog , see the state of that road dog

Must be a mong driving that road dog

by Fahh-q-765 August 27, 2021