1 definition by TheUnfortunateObserver69
When you look next to you and see a guy getting road head, but the chick is so ugly you mistake her for a dog, or other hairy creature.
Guy 1: Hey isn't that Alan?
Guy 2: Yah, why does he have a dog on his lap?
......
Guy 1: That's no dog!!!!!
Guy 2: EEEWWWW!!! He is getting Road Dog!
Guy 2: Yah, why does he have a dog on his lap?
......
Guy 1: That's no dog!!!!!
Guy 2: EEEWWWW!!! He is getting Road Dog!
by TheUnfortunateObserver69 March 27, 2011