Ritard

I am going to name my son this to ruin his life.

Substitute teacher doing attendance: Ri-tard

Whole class: *laughs in order to shame Ritard*

Ritard: I hate you dad you ruined my life *he pulls out a gun to end his life*

Guy 1 "Hey Ritard what's it like to live a life of shame and anguish?"

Ritard *makes ritard noise like a pokemon*

by Ritards Future Father August 4, 2023

Ritard

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

Ritard

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

ritard

Oh it's nothing like what you think it is!

Ritard refers to a musical term that means getting slower. It is the shortened form of "ritardanto".

At bar 64, the orchestra needs to do a ritard leading to the next phrase.

by StartWithSobble May 25, 2021

Ritard

A friend who doesn’t have disabilities but still is special

Guy 1:Hey does that guy have disabilities

Guy 2: No He’s just a Ritard

by Professor_Pot March 7, 2025

Ritard

That meme when music makes fun of you & stuff but also means to gradually become slower (presumably in music)
The word appears on sheet music

Me: hey music, can you stop making fun of me?
Music: No, ritard...

by Gayritard69 March 17, 2021