Raptured

To end one's life quickly. (As in walking in front of a car)

That guy better move before he gets raptured.

by ChappyLew October 23, 2011

ruptured atf ligament

to tear the muscle or ligament around your ankle

She has ruptured atf ligament from playing roller derby, and is now in a cast.

by kinkerspaz March 11, 2010

You've Been Raptured

To have something bad happen to you, unexpectedly or not.

After Having your way with a girl, she gets up and tells you she has STDs or AIDS

A friend might pop into the room and scream, "You've been Raptured!"

A book falls on your foot in the library

A friend looks at you and says, "You've been raptured!"

by MeatheadMilitia July 9, 2011

RapturedBeats

the 2nd coming of Sound

by Rapturedbeats March 27, 2003

Raptured

When you and a group of family members are taking a picture, and your step-uncle sneaks in from behind and bends over you sexually. When the picture is snapped it looks like you and him are having anal in the corner.

Look at Kent and Becky in the corner of the picture! Becky totally got raptured!

by flaminfunyun October 30, 2011

Ruptured

To be ruptured, is to be inebriated beyond reasonable comprehension.

Rah, look at beale he’s fucking ruptured

by Mcmorris2000 April 5, 2021

Ripturd

When someone blows off a dump and the expulsive force creates a foul shock wave that first travels outward and then bounces off the walls and travels back inward towards the source of the original buttblast. Those who aren’t steady on their feet can be swept up in the ripturd and carried either into the toilet or right up the brownfactory of said ripper.

Jo: I Nearly got caught up in the ripturd that Niro nastied yesterday.

Pat: fuck I gotta do one

by trilliam turdsworth January 5, 2023