winoceros

A person who takes extreme pride in their ability to recognize and describe the complexities of a particular wine by simply inserting their nose into a partially filled glass and sniffing.

After dramatically removing the bottle's cork, the arrogant sommelier poured a small amount of wine into my glass and then sardonically waited for me to examine it. Imagine his shock as he realized that I am a very competent winoceros, and thus quite skilled at identifying aromas and subsequently describing the various hints of chocolate, licorice, and blackberry that were present in the wine.

Lea enjoys attending wine tasting events because they give her an opportunity to exercise her nose and demonstrate exceptional abilities as a winoceros.

by Buzz Writeyear January 21, 2008

rhinoceros

a rhinoceros is a large mammal that lives primarily in Africa. a common misconception is that their horns are made out of vitamin b, when in fact they are made from candy corn. their diet mainly consists of zebras, water buffalo, deer, elk, chicken, lions, and tourists. another false fact about rhinoceros is that they are being poached to extinction, when in fact they are being scrambled. I personally prefer my rhinoceros sunny-side up.

dude look at that rhinoceros eating that poor baby!

by Nickazikaliscos December 31, 2008

rhinoceros-like

A fancy way of saying that you're randy.

I was feeling rhinoceros-like yesterday when I saw my old Spanish teacher.

by Adel7 December 28, 2007

Stabbing rhinocerous

When a girl with a giant nose is giving you head and her nose keeps stabbing you in the stomach.

Tom: "Dude why is your crotch so bruised?"
Robert: "Its because Betty gave me head last night and it felt like I was being stabbed."
Tom: "Damn that's gotta hurt, I'm pretty sure that's called a Stabbing Rhinocerous."
Robert: "I can see why."

by Bo Jangles The Eleventh May 7, 2016

pink rhinoceros

Balls.

If you were to zoom in on a pink rhinoceros, the loose skin, color, and hairiness would look exactly like a ballsack.

What's that? Is that your balls dude?
No. It's a pink rhinoceros.

by Seeliff September 14, 2013

rollin rhinocerus nutz

to be fucked up on ecstacy hardcore

Dude, I'm rollin rhinocerus nutz!!!

by Seth Snyder February 17, 2005

Snot Rhinocerous

When you have a cold and you blow your nose in someone's asshole while pinching the head of their penis.

"Hey honey, I'm feeling a bit under the weather, and we're out of tissues. Do you mind if I give you a Snot Rhinocerous?"

"But I don't have a penis."

"Strap on this dildo."

by Snot Rhino November 13, 2009