Russian Rat Ritual

The russian rat ritual is a ritual of the Chrolloism religion. By performing this ritual, any fictional character can be summoned into the real world. First, you must go to the furnace room in your basement. Then you must find exactly 7 rats and put mini Canadian Maple Leafs jerseys on them, and teach them to speak russian. While they are learning to speak russian, you must grow 8 watermelons in your backyard and when they are ready, put them in 8 socks and let them grow mold. When the rats are able to fluently speak russian and the watermelons stink from mold, put the rats in a circle in your furnace room beside the moldy watermelons in socks. The rats should then walk in a circle screaming, "My bra size is 34DDD!" In russian. The last step is to put an object that symbolizes the fictional character you are trying to summon in the middle of the rats, Ex. A card for Hisoka or a tangerine for Hinata. After 10 minutes of doing this ritual, be prepared to welcome the character, which will appear in the place of the object, into the real world.

Person 1: OMG, is that Hisoka?!?!
Person 2: Yeah! I used the Russian Rat Ritual to summon him, isn't it cool?
Person 1: YES!!! Let's go summon the Phantom Troupe and Oikawa!

by ScrunchieWaterBottle February 24, 2022

rihab

A female name in Arabic which refers to large and beautiful places.

Rihab is an intelligent girl.

by TheRihab January 22, 2014

Rihana

Rihana is a beautiful girl who has a lot of self confidence. She doesn’t care about what other people say about her because she’s just that type of person. Some times she feels left out of being weird but her friends always tell her how special she is. But you shouldn’t get on her bad side because when that happens all hell breaks loose, she can go from sweet to sassy in a second. Rihana loves music, she’s always singing. Everyone needs a Rihana in there life.

Girl: Rihanas really pretty

by Ryan1223445689373 January 3, 2018

The emo death fall ritual

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.

Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

by Gizrik October 3, 2016

RIHAD

Acronym for "Rot in Hell and Die"

used during texting. Mike 'think your getting fat'

Jill 'RIHAD' never to be heard from again.

by Bob Gormley October 26, 2008

Ocean ritual

Performing an ocean ritual basically means you want to be a seal. In order to that you need to be lucky, first of all. You need a gun to kill yourself with, and you need to remember what your purpose is after you reincarnated. The purpose of your desire is to become a seal. Kill yourself until you become a seal. It's recommended to perform the ritual at the end of your life. You shouldn't waste too many years of just one desire. It could lead to family tragedies and nobody understands why you did what you did. Keep that under wraps.

Ay man, we've come a long way. It's time to do the ocean ritual!

by Realtrunks December 29, 2018

Rihab

Definitely a bad bitch. The most intelligent and hot girl in this world. The funniest girl you will ever meet in your life. She’s perfect.

Rihab is perfect af.

by RiriLavendicion March 4, 2021