Ralston Shower

To cover oneself in deodourant instead of showering.

You don't shower for 4 days, just Ralston shower.

by whitemince October 1, 2009

Ralston Valley High School

Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)

Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?

Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.

by Arvada, Colorado December 30, 2011

Ashton Ralston

The most beautifull girl in the world!! she describes the word beauty! And she is the best friend ever! She's the girl you can talk about anything to! She's the love of my life!! and shes trully the most amazing girl ever!!

ashton ralston= perfect beauty!!

by wc43 November 23, 2010

Ralston

A person who is a good ninja

I am such a good ralston

by Hahtjrjdjd June 12, 2019

Ralston Valley High School

Ralston Valley High School The mustangs, first it's a school swarming with hot babes. Like seriously I hear they freakin are bred there. They dominate well, everything and anything which comes to no surprise. They have closer ties with wheat ridge than one would think due to their comrades on the lacrosse team which is extremely beast by the way. But really I mean, can you say bragging rights? What a school, it has to be better than arvada west (notice this school is not capitalized since it's so gay). Because I mean really the kids at RV are smooth phresh pimps. What more is there?!

Ralston Valley pimp: Ralston Valley High School is straight up thuggin'.

arvada west kid: yeah, were straight up gay.

enough said.

by Lax bro 559532456874374824900 March 6, 2011

Ralston Middle School

A school full of disrespectful and fake hoes , the guys are never loyal , barely any girls arent hoes nor fake , kids argue with teachers , juul/vape/dab in the bathrooms thinking theyre cool. kids skip just to get their name called on the intercom so they look cool and people ask them where they were. there is occasional “fights” they never go anywhere except for hair pulling or a slap.

girl: what school do you go to?
boy: Ralston Middle School
girl: oh sorry i was looking for someone loyal who will pay attention to me and not cheat.

by teaspilt March 16, 2019

Ethan Ralston

A Mexican kid who thinks he's somthing special but who is a bad person in the end.

Ethan Ralston should pull it.

by The Fat Kid in Science October 18, 2017