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Retrobate

n. One who can't, or who refuses to walk the bleeding edge of technology, preferring old, reliable tools. I.e. one who shuns PDAs for notebooks, pencils and pocket calendars; would rather meet in real life than on MySpace; and who'd still shoot with cameras which require film. A Luddite.
Bill is the kind of retrobate who rides an old, carburated Harley, rather than a new, reliable, fuel-injected sport bike.
by Bill Garlinghouse March 12, 2008
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retroslut

A horny female stylin' a big 80's fuck-me hairdo.
Sheeesh, can you smell the Aqua Net coming off of that creepy retroslut!?!
by Cornfucker January 25, 2004
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Retrotastic

When something is cool because its old-school/classic/vaporwave.
The TRS-80 Model III is one retrotastic computer!
by Timmy73OnYoutube September 15, 2020
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retroactively-awkward photo op

The tendency of girls to take pictures with everyone at a party (regardless of whether or not they like the people in the photos), so that if something awkward or embarrassing happens with someone during the course of that party, there is usually a photo of them before that incident happened.
"Look at that picture of Michael, Ella, and Isabel"
"Weren't Ella and Isabel in a catfight that night?"
"Yeah but this was at the beginning of the night, it's clearly a retroactively-awkward photo op."
by ShawnCP November 3, 2009
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retroactive abortion

the act of eliminating people that should not be on the planet.
Stupid religious fucks deserve to be retroactively aborted.
by britchick March 4, 2004
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metronaut

(noun) one who lives in a rural area, but frequently commutes to and explores the city.
Susie has an awesome ranch, but she's such a metronaut that she never enjoys it.
by Corbypants July 1, 2011
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Retroactive Threat

A threat made by someone who has already been doing what they are treatening to do, but wants to make you think it's a new threat.
Person 1: If you don't work with me and help me out right now, I'm not going to ever help you again!

Person 2: (sarcastic voice) Woah! Is that a retroactive threat?!?! You haven't helped me out the last 6 times I've asked you. You're so lame.
by thegranitehills September 5, 2010
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