Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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Retrogade has a very rich history of ups and downs.
Founded in 2004, it was based off of the popular website Newgrounds. Except instead of flash movies, it was intended to be for art. It drew in a community of about 1000 users. A very small community who became very passionate for Retrogade and it's user-base.
In 2007, the website started to suffer. The upkeep for the growing website soon became the downfall. The website died due to lack of funding and the user-base disbanded. Some stuck around Newgrounds however finding a full-time programmer was an issue.
Now 2011, production has been full-steam ahead. The ground work of the forums and design have been established.
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The word retrograde derives from the Latin words retro, backwards, and gradus, step
The word retrograde derives from the Latin words retro, backwards, and gradus, step
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I'm suffering from a case of retrotardation,My name is Allen and I think my email address is my website!
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- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction
Noun
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy
- refers to movement occuring in a backward direction
Noun
- a person who believes the adversity in their lives is caused by the retrograde motion of planetary bodies, esp. citing Mercury as a scapegoat.
- somebody who believes in New Age bullshit; a hippy
"boohoo, i spilled bongwater all over my vegan Spamwich for the second time today. You guys, is Mercury in like, retrograde... or something?"
"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."
"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."
"my old lady always has the perfect excuse for causing drama; she's a total retrograde."
"Don't be fooled by her appearance. She may dress like she's homeless, but she's just a retrograde."
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As the sun sank down over the pier, the children who were out fishing gazed in horror as the lord lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into his own mercury retrograde
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