retracting sausage

When you lose a stiffy because you saw grammy naked

"Last night I saw my grandma's saggy tits then I got a retracting sausage"

by SaintOfTheGeeks April 1, 2015

Restrictive Algorithm

The code name for a list of reasons why a woman should wear a corset during sex (Corset Sex). The list differs slightly in length and content from female to female, but it almost always includes:
- Curvier figure (breasts pushed up and together, waist slimmed)
- Makes breathing faster and shallower during sex.

Guy 1: Apparently Emily always wears a 18" corset when she fucks Tom.
Guy 2: Yeah, it's her restrictive algorithm.

by Restrictive Algorithm December 24, 2016

Restrictive restrainers

Parents who like to give the answer no to every request recieved from their child ranging from the most reasonable to the most extreme.

Jenny's parents are restrictive restrainers. They won't let her go to the school dance because it starts at 5 o'clock.

by blackfemale18 April 18, 2011

Restrictance

Voluntarily Limiting Ones Mind And Ability

Your Allowing Restrictance Lately

by The V ONE 2nd To None October 19, 2016

Restriction

Rules about what you can't do.

"Hey, what' are you doing?"
"I'm planing new restrictions for this school."

by Kristína March 6, 2017

Restrictionism

A severe punishment situation when someone's parents restrict him from using anything fun-based or to socialise. These moments occur very rarely and the victims are often between 13 and 17.

These days, Rick was behaving very aggressively towards his parents. Little did he know he was going to enter a period of restrictionism.

by Man's cold May 20, 2017

Restrictions

Rules/restrictions/laws are often a matter of what people can do with their popularity/support (power) and money.

As long as the restrictions were more popular with most people than using their own brains to determine what they should and shouldn't do, they would keep piling on, rather than end. Some things don't end without a fight.

by Solid Mantis January 8, 2021