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pititulus testortion

pititulus testortion (noun)- pititulus comes from the word petite, or small. Testortion is a combination of the words testicles and distortion, suggesting that there are distorted testicles involved. Pititulus testortion means a small distortion in the balls, such as one is significantly but not overwhelmingly larger than the other.
I have pititulus testortion.
Well, at least you don't have superduperultramegajigantorus testortion, like me.
by Big Mac or Mac Attack June 29, 2008
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They are a church that is Jewish/Messianic. They have a fairly popular youtube channel called Yahweh's Restoration Ministry, with over a hundred-thousand subribers. They are located at holts summit, Mo. They keep the 7 Jewish feast days. And they also keep the seven-day sabbath where they broadcast live their sabbath's on youtube. They proclaim the names Yahweh (God) and Yahshua (Jesus). The church is a great church, and kind to everyone.
James: "So Pam do you go to church."
Pam: "No I go to sabbath at Yahweh's Restoration Ministry. They are a Religious group popular on youtube. That believe in many Jewish and Messianic Beliefs."
by Harry Winchester March 1, 2021
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Restation

The red spot that appears on ones skin when one has rested ones leg on top of the other leg for too long of a time.
Thats not a bruise its a restation mark!
by The word whisperer June 18, 2009
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restoring honor

Man, I had a hard time restoring honor in that porta potty at the Glenn Beck rally in D.C. It stunk like prunes in there.
by breetai3 September 3, 2010
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iTouch restoration

The act of restoring your (apple) iTouch. A disappointing process when your device is acting up. Restores everything, so its dire you "back up" all of your music/pictures/videos etc... Its inevitable unless you like whatever the issue with your device is.
Subject A:"My apps open, then close right away, what do I do?"
Subject B:"Restart it, delete some apps, if all else fails, you have no choice but to commit the act of itouch restoration."
Subject A:"Mother fucker."
by RestorageFrenzy December 29, 2009
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rextortion

When your dog has information that will harm you and uses it for canine gain.
It was a clear case of rextortion - the dog had the goods on the poor guy - check out the cupboard - full of bones!
by RAFFO November 2, 2003
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restoration

the political equivalent of shitting out a blinding hangover. following a time of riley disinhibition, puritans lord inhibition and the implementing of such policy brings on headaches for all. however, cancelling was needless tonight, as a massive, extended and all round boon to all restoration descended.
having retreated back to the bolt-hole ceremoniously i commemorate upon the throne and restoration process ensues
by silencut March 2, 2009
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