federal reserve

neither federal nor reserved

the federal reserve is to the great depression, current credit/liquidity crisis, sharply falling dollar, inequitable global landscape, and social political and economic instability as mother is to her child.

by lili estin March 25, 2008

dinner reservation

A code which means the removal of a dead body and incriminating evidence. Normally followed by a number which communicates the number of bodies that need to be removed.

John Wick: "I'd like to make a dinner reservation for 12."

by You'll Thank Me Later April 13, 2016

Federal Reserve

The federal reserve is an evil organization that thrives on death and misery. The ultimate goal of the federal reserve is world domination and population control. All the major wars were started with the help of the federal reserve by using fake actions or blatant inaction. Useful idiots and brainwashed followers have helped the federal reserve look legitimate, but it is really just a gang of super rich criminals that only care about themselves and no-one else. The federal reserve uses the basic belief systems of people to cause fear in the population to drive the people to do things they should not.

The Biggest threat to humanity is not Global Warming, the Biggest threat to 99% of humanity is the Federal Reserve. It's only a matter of time before most of the world population is murdered because of the federal reserve. Every thing I'v seen and read points to this future.

by *Dr Dave August 22, 2009

Reserve Inch

When you're having sex with a girl for the first time, don't insert your penis all the way in, leave at least an inch outside the vagina. So in the case that the girl asks you to "go deeper" you have some dick left to give her.

She's asked me to go deeper, lucky I still had my reserve inch. Phew!

I forgot to leave a reserve inch, when she asked me to go deeper I couldn't and she laughed in my face.

by bigtoughgary January 9, 2015

Reserved

When two people are not dating but are going to date in the future. It's that middle stage between friends and boyfriend and girlfriend (or two same gender couples).

Rob: "Hey are you you and Jenna dating?"

Marcus: "No we're reserved, she'll be my girlfriend soon."

This term can be also related to being engaged to someone except rather it being between dating to marriage it's between friends and dating.

by Nicholas Bartholomew January 5, 2018

Federal Reserve

What Madoff could have been if he could print his own currency

Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"

Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"

by random_God_24 June 29, 2009

reservoir dogs

Quentin Tarantino's independent cult classic. About a heist that goes arought when one of the theives actually turns out to be an undercover cop. Is famous for the torturing scene where Mr. Blonde (Michael Madsen) severes a cop's ear off while dancing to Stuck In The Middle With You.

The words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary.--Mr Pink Reservoir Dogs

by WeezerFan December 6, 2005