First Responder

The poop that follows the first cup of coffee you enjoy in the morning.

“Hold all my calls!” Chad proudly announced to the offfice as he ran for the unisex restroom... “I gotta First Responder!”

by Duke_Electra October 27, 2017

Respondry

The way in which someone responds to a situation.

Shawna: Man, your new chick posted a nasty response to a comment on your facebook status.

Shane: Yeah, she's crazy jealous of this chick I never even dated and who lives 2000 miles away.

Shawna: Ah, well that's some crazy bitch respondry right there.

by TeaTweaker July 16, 2010

serial slow responder

People who take forever to respond.
The phone must have disappeared from their hands the moment they sent their last txt.

4:03PM Friend A: Hey man so let's play tennis at 7pm yea?
8:18PM: Friend S: Yeah sounds good!
8:18PM: Friend A: Wtf dude?
10:20AM: LOL what
10:25AM: you're a freaking serial slow responder.

by 99cstore August 22, 2019

Don't respond to grandma

To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.

If you want to continue living in this house don't respond to grandma when she is speaking

by sphagett April 27, 2022

Respond

To answer, to reply, to say something in return.

A poor example:

John: HELLO R U THAR

Martin: Yes, I am here.

John: u just responded, rigt??/?

Martin: Yes. Yes I did.

by Requisite August 19, 2008

24hr responder

Someone that always takes a day to respond to your email.

I sent Jan that request, but she's a 24hr responder, won't know anything til tomorrow.

by Dungpow July 15, 2009

Second Responder

Also known as a firefighter, because they only arrive on the scene after it has been deemed safe by a Police Officer.

The second responders will be staging for the stubbed toe until the first responder Police Officer arrives and makes sure the scene is safe.

by Theodor Ofmari Juana February 14, 2019