HAND EMPLOYMENT

To be given or to self fullfill the loss of a load via someone elses hand or your own. A number of lubes might be used to speed up the process such as: lotions, oils or POOP

Im too lazy to jerk off maybe you could use some hand employment while i flip chanels with the remote. But wait......... Try poop!

by SCOTT ` June 8, 2007

employment ignorant

Politically correct term for the word "unemployed". Hey, it's not our fault!

(At Job Interview for Big Company)

So what have you been doing for the past year and a half?

Oh, well I was employment ignorant due to circumstances beyond my control, but it hasn't diminished my ability to give a shit at work whatsoever!

by cheesehead12332 August 1, 2011

Hemployment

Hemployment

1. hemp activity in which one engages or is employed with or related to the cannabis sativa l., or hemp industry.

Hemployment in the hemp industry is predicted to offer a variety of jobs.

by #mrshempstress October 29, 2019

employment consultant

Experts in employment who advise businesses on how to create the best possible employee experience for their team in order to create happier employment. This includes coaching and advising on topics such as EDI, culture, engagement, fair process, leadership and management, recruitment, onboarding, communication, performance management, vision and purpose. An employment consultant may utilise tools such as surveys and employee interviews, carry out workshops and support companies in strategy design, process design, through to recruiting top talent. The ability to execute an exemplary recruitment process and create happier employment is facilitated by the initial thorough examination of the company's employee experience. Armed with this information, and the company taking progressive steps to improve their employee experience, an employment consultant can successfully source diverse talent who would thrive within a company's particular environment.

We need an employment consultant to advise us on how to improve our culture and employee experience.

by Scottishhappinessbird June 15, 2021

employment foreplay

Employment Foreplay is when an employer gets you all worked up about a job, and then gives it away to someone else.

Steve totally played employment foreplay with that fulltime job I applied for, he got me all worked up making me think I was going to get it, but gave it to someone else instead.

by Mynameisreal666 May 13, 2022

Mouth Employment

Blow job. Head. Nosh. etc

"That was a cracking Mouth Employment"

by 182Mikey May 5, 2009

Subsistance-Employment

A subset of employment which describes poverty level low-income jobs. Workers in this type of employment find themselves living paycheck to paycheck with no means of financial growth. Most often associated with entry level work for fast-food, big-box retail, and agrarian employers.
Usage: "I'm heading to cash my Subsistance Employment paycheck to buy this weeks top-ramen and bus tokens."

Bill: "I ain't got no cell signal."
Fred: "You should upgrade from Prepaid"
Bill: "I can't afford it, I'm on the Subsistance-Employment."

by Faustian November 25, 2013