courtesy reboot

The courtesy reboot occurs when you are using your computer for a time-sensitive purpose, such as writing a report or making a presentation in a meeting. Without notice or even a BSOD, your screen blanks out and your computer reboots. On restart you frequently receive a cheery "update installed!" message, which makes your blood boil.

Presenter: Now let's take a look at the FY09 budget numbers, which we need submit in the next 20 minutes.

(Screen blanks out)

Attendee: Looks like you're going to have to wait for that courtesy reboot first, pal.

by Shelley McIntyre April 30, 2008

remock

A mocking remake of a serious work.

"Dark Shadows" joins "21 Jump Street" and "Starsky & Hutch" in the list of serious TV shows that were remocked into slapstick comedies for the big-screen.

by scotte61 September 25, 2012

rebootlip

when an established fictional universe, work, or series which originally was centered around white characters is restarted and recast with black actors.

nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "you see that new rebootlip of Wonder Years?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "yeah it stunk"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "really?! it wasn't any good?"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer two: "nah, it was good, just the whole cast is black now and they looked like they stunkd"
nigerian MAGA hat wearer one: "yeah these rebootlips are outta control, heard they gonna rebootlip Dr Doolittle and call it Doctor Dindunuffin"

by evenbilljameshatesyou December 13, 2021

RebootedPoppy

This Girl Is The Nastiest Skank Bitch I Have Ever Met Do Not Trust Her She Is A Fugly Slut. If You see Her Fat Ass In The Wild Stay As Far As Possible

Rebootedpoppy uses Jumbo Sized tampons… slut.

by Roblox Illuminati March 6, 2023

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A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

remojify

(v.i.) to reawaken one's mojo. Remojification can have both internal and external causes. Where "mojo" can mean self-confidence, self-esteem and/or self-efficacy, remojification can mean restoration and/or increase of any or all of these things. Renewed sexual vitality may inform remojification, but it is not the sum total thereof.

A: I am a poor, pathetic wretch. I cannot succeed at work; I have no money; there are no women who think I'm attractive; I consistently fail to befriend children, the elderly and animals; and, I never say anything remotely clever. I will be lucky if I can spend my life in utter mediocrity without causing anyone else too much harm.

B: Man, it's time for you to remojify! I mean you are just going to *have* to get that mojo back, because it's the only thing that's gonna save you, and without it, you're surely lost! Remember, there has to be *some* reason why you're special! Be a spirit, not a ghost! I'm not talking that Stuart Smalley mumbo-jumbo, either! I'm talking about remembering who you really are! Don't let the bastards grind you down! The movement you need is on your shoulder! Just dig deep, my friend. Know that I am here for you. I believe in you! I know you can do better! Mark my words: YOU WILL REMOJIFY!

by pat.riot August 13, 2010

rebooty

1. A booty call made with an ex.

2. A renewed relationship with an ex.

After they broke up, Joe still called Kate for some rebooty on weekends.

by chittydog January 5, 2007