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google refund

a feeling of dismay upon finding one's supposed neologism on a google search.
I thought I coined the phrase, "Retardo Montalban," but got served a google refund when it showed up with 1600 hits.
by Craig Bz January 11, 2008
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rebound fuck

The action of using a man as substitute fuck after separating from your boyfriend.
Lillian is using Marcus as a rebound fuck after getting dumped by her boyfriend.
by dabmaster101 May 29, 2016
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refund gap

The excessively wide space between a woman's breasts, indicating a poorly executed breast enlargement procedure. Ideal breast cleavage is minimal, so any woman showing off a pair of huge, spherical, gravity-defying boobs that have an inch or more of space between them arguably deserves a refund from her plastic surgeon.
That cougar was totally hitting on me, but I was too weirded out by her refund gap to take her seriously.
by Hesby April 7, 2008
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rebound goggles

When you just broke up with your guy/girl and your feeling desperate. Every person of the opposite sex looks hot to you. Face it, you're feeling desperate.
"Damn fool, my girl just broke up with me and I got a mad case of rebound goggles! I'm dating this 300 pound fat bitch!"

"I must have been wearing my rebound goggles. I can't believe I hooked up with my cousin!"
by Todja June 24, 2005
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Rebound week

The week a woman must stay single in public after a rebound to avoid being called a "whore" or a "slut"
Lisa broke up with Ben and started hooking up with Jack 10 minutes later. People claim that she is a whore because she didn't wait out the rebound week, but she claims that she and Jack are just friends with benefits.
by Jack Franzen January 10, 2009
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juicy rebound

puck that is deflected by a goalie in hockey and ricocheted to open ice; made popular by famed hockey announcer Jack Edwards.
Lucic shot, OFF PRICE! JUICY REBOUND, AND HE SCORES!!!
by murph4 June 11, 2011
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full refunder

A customer that expects everything for nothing, the typical type of consumer (typically buying appliances or electrical goods) that purchases items or services and then expects a business to refund them their money at the drop of the hat for any reason at all. They usually include the threat of contacting government bodies such as the Consumer Watchdog or quoting laws they don't understand out of the Consumer Law without any real intention of following through with it.

A full refunder can also be defined as a person who thinks the world owes them something, that they are always going to get what they want and that every business should bow to their every command.
Mandy bought that television two days ago and now she's decided shes not happy with it and expects our business to take it back and give all her money back! She's such a full refunder.
by The Realist of Consumers April 14, 2015
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