realtor

festering hemorrhoid

This realtor make it really uncomfortable to sit.

Flipped her over and saw a realtor staring right at me,

by therealgreg October 7, 2011

realtor

the only human you have ever met that you can see yourself doing anything with
holding hands, scratching each others eyes out (figuratively speaking), attending a funeral, having a baby, sueing the government, frenchkissing, hiking, grocery shopping, argueing, sexing, singing, hustling, cleaning, travelling, undressing, defending, offending, hugging, loving, marrying

"you, yes you, reading this right now, you are my realtor. lets go for the swim" 🖤

by Krkič September 20, 2019

Realtor

a person who sales houses not to beconfused with a person who is REAL!

Tiny Said Princess was a realtor for trying to act redneck.(incorrect

The Realtor Sold a house today! (correct)

by somewhere over the rainbow January 15, 2008

realtor

someone who thinks they know how to sale a house commonly Is NOT used to define a person who is real

Your a "realtor"
I dont sale houses!

or

Yes im "real" Im not a fake person

by Wishes October 30, 2007

realtor license

What 20-30 year old life fuckups say they are working on acquiring to their friends and family. These people often are working Multi-Level Marketing schemes on facebook at the same time.

"Actually i haven't been dealing for a few months now. I got a kid on the way and i've been trying to stay clean and make some changes. I've been doing real estate classes after work and working on getting my realtor license. Once i got that then i can make real money"

by Pauley-C August 31, 2020

Realtor Elizabeth

A moron who doesn't realize urban dictionary is not a credible source for choosing her customers

Realtor Elizabeth doesn't realize anyone can upload

by PartDoggo October 27, 2023

Reeltard

A modern-day zombie who has traded in their brain cells for endless hours of mind-numbing Instagram reels. Their attention span is now shorter than a TikTok video, and their thinking ability has been downgraded to "buffering."

They exist in a perpetual loop of scrolling, liking, and forgetting, all while their IQ steadily declines with every dopamine hit from the latest brainrot content. Congratulations, you’ve officially redefined "dumb" in the digital age.

"Did you see Mark at the party? He spent the entire night glued to his phone, scrolling through reels. The guy's turned into a total Reeltard—can't even hold a conversation anymore!"

by sdahewar August 11, 2024