tom reed

term used by finnish drag queens in the early 19th century for cocaine laced marijuana cigarettes.
also: a toothbrush that has been dipped in reptile feces..

doris nearly passed out when she took of the tom reed some queen passed her at the party.

by ?? December 15, 2004

Lou Reed

A rock 'n' roll songwriter and performer who had Urban Dictionary pegged before it existed. Some of the same factors that made UD what it is may also have led Reed into self-destructive substance abuse at one phase of his career.

"And everybody puttin' everybody else down"
-- Lou Reed, "Heroin"

by Leslie Doppler October 1, 2008

Reeda

someone who you can talk to your problems about.
shes nice and helpful and will always lend a hand to anyone that needs it.
she either loves you or hates you.
she love food more than you.

omg that girl is such a reeda!

by LONNOLLLLUIACU May 31, 2018

Ed Reed!

Ed Reed is the name yelled whenever there is an interception of any kind. Whether it be a football interception, a basketball steal, or even cutting in line. Due to the large amount of interceptions NFL safety Ed Reed records. ED REED!

announcer: "Tom Brady drops back, throws downfield and it's intercepted!"

Larry: "ED REED!! Billy did you see Ed Reed just Ed Reed that ball?"

by jcbigstuff January 10, 2010

En-reeh

The official name for a psychopathic ex-boyfriend. Usually, who thinks they are all that, but will once come to the startling realization that everyone hates them.
This can also be used for a JJ Authentic tool, who lies about everything, including his middle name.

(pronounced in a French accent)

"You're being such an En-reeh right about now, try telling the truth once in a while"

"HEY! I hear you like a slut... how En-reeh of you"

by vingtetunvingtdeux September 14, 2009

Crystal Reed

The most beautiful person on this earth

Have you seen "Crystal Reed" on Teen Wolf she is so beautiful.

by tim_westwood September 7, 2011

Ed Reed

A dominating ballhawk of the Baltimore Ravens who seems to terrorize quarterbacks by picking them off for touchdowns.

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(D. McNabb throws an interception to Ed Reed)

Andy Reid to Donovan McNabb: "Damn it, I'm benching you!"

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Whatever you do, don't throw the ball where Ed Reed is at"

(Ed Reed intercepts from K. Kolb for 108 yard touchdown)

Andy Reid to Kevin Kolb: "Goddamn it!"

by KingPhillip May 28, 2009