Redwood trees

Tall chicks, can be attractive or unattractive. Usually taller than 6 feet.

Man, theres tons of redwood trees up in the club tonight..

by HowsMymustache August 17, 2011

the redwood scale

a measurement of the number of proverbial redwood trees shoved up a person's rectum at any given time. The higher the redwood count the more unpleasant the person.

What a bitch, she's at least a 3.5 on the redwood scale

by MidwayDrFleming January 11, 2004

Redwood Forest

A group of large obese women.

We were sitting in the redwood forest while waiting in line at the movie theater yesterday.

by OneWiseMama October 24, 2008

Redwood High

aka Deadwood. The best school in the Tam District. Located in the 415, Yay Area. Reppin' Corte Madera, Larkspur, Ross, Kentfield, Tiburon, and any other districts that let their kids transfer in. It was built on a swamp and looks like a prison. Home of the Giants, the trees, the liberal Marin hippies, and gettin hyphy, RHS is also the campus of Tamiscal and San Andreas. Famous for its senior pranks (chicken incedent) and famous alumni (Robin Williams, Gavin Newsome). RHS is a California Distinguished School and has noteworthy sports teams and arts programs (art, music, drama).

"Dude, there are more Hybrid cars in this lot than there are black students who attend this school."
"Yeah, that's Redwood High for you."

by gettinhyphyindayay November 12, 2006

Redwood Christian

Preppy ass school in Slz. Filled with foreign exchange students.
DON'T GO THERE.
(ALSO KNOWN AS Gaywood)

Guy1:What school do you go to?
Guy2:Redwood Christian, its full of chinks.
Guy1: Bro do you mean Gaywood?

by gaywoodhater September 8, 2011

redwood count

number of redwoods attributed to a person acording to the redwood scale

Charles is a dick, he has a huge redwood count

by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004

kallum redwood

Small penis

Shut up kallum redwood

by Lickybigballs October 9, 2015