Post retail

Following a lengthy and intense session of shopping, that flat feeling resulting from a lack energy and a dull mood from being surrounding by shopping malls.

Him: Can I come over this afternoon?
Her: No sorry, I'm post retail.

by Etak_soda November 27, 2011

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by Kmqq April 21, 2023

Retail Slave

A person who works in any store.

The Target Retail Slaves are not looking forward to the upcoming Black Friday. Total Retail Hell!

by Freeman Hall December 18, 2007

Programmed Retail Response

The conditioning of most retail shoppers to provide preconceived answers to customer service providers.

Here are a few instances using Programmed Retail Response:

(Upon a customer entering)
Associate: "How's the weather today?"
Shopper: "I'm fine. How are you?"

(Upon a customer leaving)
Associate: "Fuel for Satan's fire!"
Shopper: "Thanks. You too!"

by Kristopher Smith June 12, 2007

retail manager

A person that takes credit for a job well done without having any involvement. Can also be used to describe a person with his head firmly inserted in his own anus.

By this definition, Rick is the best retail manager in the world.

by bbyh8r December 17, 2002

retail voice

The tone and enthusiasm in someone's voice in an attempt to be friendly while working retail. It tends to disappear if the person knows the customer.

The lady at McDonald's this morning had an annoyingly chipper retail voice. I bet everyone who was as hungover as I was wanted to punch her in the face.

by sarahthehammer August 15, 2010

retail drag

The force exterted on a human body by retail outlets. Typically experienced when out walking with your partner and they trail 10 metres behind you looking in shoe/clothing/accessory/tool/electrical shops. The force is sex-specific, females being almost exclusively affected by the first three, males by the latter two. Retail drag is similar to other drag forces in that the drag force increases the faster you try to move the affected body.

- "We are going to have to walk faster or we'll miss our train"
- "Yeah, the girls have got bad retail drag"

by shasta9 March 25, 2008