Cranial Rectumitis

A condition where the head is stuck up one's rectum, preventing this individual from seeing and discerning facts. Usually treated by a Glassectomy

See Also: Head Rectumitis, Cranial Rectal Inversion

That jerk has severe Cranial Rectumitis and needs a Glassectomy!

by Travelin Neil June 22, 2006

Rectum Rattling

Pulling your cock out of female when doing her doggy style, then placing the cock by the rectum and rattling it back and forth between the ass cheeks to see if she is interested in some anal.

I was nailing Kristen last night, and in the midst of our session I did some Rectum Rattling. As usual, I was denied.

by Tee Cee Deez February 28, 2019

Rectumsempra

A spell that can accidentally be used when the spell-caster means to use "Rictusempra" (the tickling charm). This spell will cause the target to suffer from sudden, frequent, and uncontrollable bowel movements.

Kira pointed her want at Jake - with the intention of using the tickle charm on him. She mispronounced the incantation and said "RECTUMSEMPRA!!"

Jake quickly rushed to the washroom.

by NevilleLongbottom12321 November 20, 2010

Rectum Apocalypse

A "Rectum Apocalypse" occurs when Satan emerges from ones anus to destroy the world. You can also describe an extroardinarily large dump as a rectum apocalypse, or an anal armageddon.

Teacher: "Billy, I told you that you had 3 minutes in the bathroom! You're 30 minutes late!"
Billy: "Sorry, Teach! I had the rectum apocalypse!"

by Matt Bonn October 4, 2006

Rectoplasm

The slimy, sticky residue left on ones member after engaging in anal sex.

Made up of lube, excrement, sweat and other bodily secretions and in a consistency and quantity that is dependant on the amount and mix of the above and the time and effort put into "blending" them together!

Last night I was pounding away at Natasha's tight little back door, when I finished I pulled out to reveal a thick coating of rectoplasm on my tool. I had to go wash it off as she lay and recovered because she does not like that stuff in her mouth!

by RoysterHerOften September 4, 2011

Rectum Nectar

The anal discharge that ferments in your ass.

I need a re-wipe, my cheeks keep sloshing from all of my rectum nectar

by redhatpro January 8, 2009

Rectumglarium-primation

The act of blowing up a balloon using the gas from your anus

Anal clown: "As an anal clown, I must use Rectumglarium-primation to blow up balloons in my acts."
Billy: "Wow, I never knew blowing up balloons with your ass would be such a popular thing."

by Sidney Stevens May 12, 2021