Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008

RectumCrew

Lamers from .ca that hang around IRC and like to flood, take channels over, etc..

The stupid lamers from the RectumCrew flooded me

by w00t February 18, 2004

rectumify

(verb)to make an arse of

you really rectumified that

by Jim Smith (spelled with an i not with a y) May 1, 2004

rectumizer

the greatest super hero of all time

"Look there goes the greatest superhero of all time,Rectumizer.

by Distorted Vision March 27, 2003

Rectumfied

When you resolve a stupid mistake by taking it up the ass.

Mike: I rectumfied that trade problem with Goldman Sachs.
Eric: How much did it cost us?
Mike: Only four grand this time.

by St00pDawg July 15, 2010

publicum rectumium

Loosely translated (with sincere apologies to Latin scholars everywhere), "people are assholes".

Often said with a resigned tone when something unpleasant has happened to you, and it's viewed as the inevitable consequence of declining politeness and consideration by others.

Roger: Dammit, look at how someone parked me in ... I can't get my car out of the space and I'll be late to meet Fred for lunch.

Tom: Well, Rog, you know what they say ... publicum rectumium

by Marshall Fazione November 21, 2016