Rectify

To fix something by shoving it way up your rectum.

This baseball bat is bent. Here help me rectify it. MMMmm, ohhhhhhh, unggggggg. Oh yeah. That's better.

by 1badparatrooper August 13, 2019

Rectumfication

The process of tearing someone a new arsehole.

Did you see PJ give Bill a good rectumfication this morning after after he lost that big account?

by Brian Einstein May 18, 2014

Cranial rectumitus

Cranial rectumitus: the result of having your head up your ass.
(Not paying attention, oblivious to a conversation or activity)
See also "ass hat"

He has no idea of what's going on. Looks like a severe case of cranial rectumitus.

by Sparky1112 September 23, 2021

cerebral rectumitis

head up your ass

That guy is such a stupid mothafucka he muss beez suffrin from cerebral rectumitis

by steakfries December 19, 2008

Rectumfy

To correct a situation or misunderstanding by furiously penetrating someone anally.

I had a stalker. He was so insistent, that I had to rectumfy the situation. Needless to say, he got what he deserved in the end. The rear end.

by Heywowlookitsme November 2, 2019

Rectumfry

To mess up a situation, as though you did it with fire from your rectum.

We'll appoint a commitee.That should Rectumfry the situation.

by Waboa February 1, 2009

Rectumlly Challenged

Anal When one is over bearing and obsessive.

He was rectumlly challenged when it came to cleaning his house.

by Lauz101 December 16, 2008