Receptionista

A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.

"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"

"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."

by Tony Red September 2, 2009

recreating

The act of engaging in recreational activities

I was thinking about doing some recreating at the National Park this weekend.

by Pickle Controller November 29, 2018

Receptionator

Not your traditional receptionist, the Receptionator is a hybrid - a cross between a receptionist, office manager, facilities coordinator, and administrative assistant. The ultimate "go-to" person in the office. Suspected of having superhuman powers.

Stephanie, the Receptionator, simultaneously fielded an incoming call from the CEO who was lost somewhere in Saskatchewan, directed models to the photo shoot down the hall, fired off a power point to a frazzled exec, and wielded a wrench to stop the flood in the men's room.

by murlock June 29, 2011

horizontally receptive

When a female gives consent for sex.

Scott was hoping Katie would be horizontally receptive after their date.

by Clint G April 4, 2006

Dick Receptionist

Someone who is willing to receive dicks.

That dude hooked up with so many guys last night, he's such a dick receptionist.

by jaioramos November 15, 2022

Reheating Leftovers

When you hook up with a girl again after she has been your leftovers.

Yo you hook up with Beth again last night, didn’t you hit that freshmen yeah?
Yeah I was reheating leftovers last night.

by MCmadness March 4, 2006

resetting the tally

The act of masturbation, especially following a visit to church camp.

Bryce went 12 days, but then he had to reset the tally.

by piro May 18, 2003