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Time-Released Hangover

Occurs when substantial amounts of Red Bull are consumed during a night of drinking, resulting in a hangover that seems to be non-existent until 3 hours after you wake up.
Mary: Last night was WILD! How are you feeling after all those Jager-Bombs?
Kate: I feel great, but it's only a matter of time before that nasty Time-Released Hangover kicks in
by Kate&Mary November 22, 2007
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released the crackitch

When your butt crack, or butthole itches so bad you're afraid to scratch it because if you do you won't be able to stop because it feels too good.
Wife: Honey will you please stop scratching your butthole in front of me, it's gross. Some things should just be kept to ourselves.

Husband: I can't now, I've already released the crackitch.
by Brochacho6 April 1, 2015
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Repressed Pirate Syndrome

Acronym RPS

A person who likes to talk and dress like a pirate wear eyeliner, and their attire contains elements of skulls. ie. jewelry, rings, leather or beaded bracelets, and bandanas
I have Repressed Pirate Syndrome and dress like Jack Sparrow. Savvy?
by lilSavvy1 December 30, 2019
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released a statement

I released a statement after a hard after watching my first porn of the day.
by Tmosfell May 12, 2023
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rebless

To disassemble, reassemble, reconfigure and generally improve the operation of a computer system. Usually done in response to system failure or corruption.
Hey, if you're free this weekend, could you help me rebless my old Compaq?
by BvO November 20, 2003
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repressed virgin

A male who is awkward in terms of sex and is carrying too much emotional baggage to be able to cope with or develop a healthy sexuality
All the straight guys at this art school are either nemphos or repressed virgins.
by nathanaelA November 3, 2005
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released a demon

When you shit so hard, that your butt hole burns for a range of 6-12 hours.
"dude, i just shit so hard, I released a demon out of my ass."
by smartypants_193 December 11, 2013
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