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REALbasic 

Simply crap.

A broken language and framework that is the cause of many suicides. Designed by Mac users and is broken on Windows and on Mac too, just not as broken as on Windows.

Been renamed recently-rhymes with mojo-, still crap.
Oh not again! REALBasic killed itself and my last hour of work. Oh wait it is asking me to recover... And it is corrupted!
REALbasic by Bizuki June 11, 2018
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REALbasic 

Poor excuse for a program, struggles stay up longer than 45 seconds.

A REALLLY BASIC PROGRAM

A useless and meaningless waste of money.

Supposedly a programming program meant to be similar to Visual Basic, as such it fails. Also designed by MAC people for MAC's, also fails. Refuses to work on such stable systems such as a PC. Therefore EPIC FAIL!

Picks and chooses where & when it likes to work.

Teaches people to save work as unknown crashes happen OFTEN!

MADE IN CHINA, OBVIOUSLY of low asian quality yet again.

Extremely good at creating encrypted files, Corrupts them beyond repair and then cannot even recognize the file itself!

For working code programs please use visualbasic as you will find out that REALbasic falls into the useless crap department.

Rather than using REALbasic why not try doing nothing instead. It's much more entertaining.
To be typing code and suddenly have desktop appear.
Likes to disappear and use illogical operators in code.

Smivvy: "Now to build and test my game"

Realbasic: "Computer says no...." REALbasic then proceeds to crash for the 101st time today...
Smivvy: "Ah S&^% not again!"
Smivvy: "good thing I saved it"
REALbasic: "***FILE IS CORRUPTED***"
Smivvy: "bloody MAC crud"
REALbasic by IEXORCIST October 6, 2009
A synonym of ''really'', except it's more intense. The meaning is more appropriate for more emotionnal situations.
''You have just won a trip to Europe!!!''
''OH REALLISH?!?''
reallish by poutine929 February 9, 2009
A couple with names Ramiyah and dallas and they love each other for who they are
Rallas is so cute together
rallas by Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy June 11, 2018
rellam defines the name of a male lover,as in realla defines a female lover.A nickname couple's who love each other call one another.full nickname being (female) BooRealla,(male)BooReallam.
(Girl)says to her lover.
Hey BooReallam can we go to the park today ?
(Boy)says

Yes BooRealla of course,after we stop by the parts store first,I promise.
reallam by Amanda R Miller April 1, 2021

reallady 

The prettiest mexican woman you will ever meet. She's a bad bitch tho so dont get on her bad side.
Guy 1: Whos your girlfriend?
Guy 2: Reallady, she's literally perfect
reallady by anyonomys April 22, 2021

reallysexy 

super cool tiktoker, one of the top tier cosplayers
do you follow,@reallysexy on tiktok???”
“no”
“lol loser
reallysexy by strawberrygutz June 23, 2021