Lloyd is a realist. Mr. Luke, or maybe Dr. EXIT, has brainwashed him. Alas, it is so pathetically sad that you can believe everything a guy with nose hair on the top of his nose says. I mean, come on, Lloyd, he didn't even know the right amount for STP.
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A pessimistic person who can’t stand being labeled as such and thinks more highly of their own beliefs/experiences/opinions than others.
Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
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Pilot on intercom: “We’ve lost all our last engine, trying to perform a water landing, buckle in and follow emergency instructions.
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
Optimist: “I’m sure it’ll be fine.”
Pessimist: “WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE!”
Realist: (with silent judgement) “We’re likely time die, even though there is a chance of survival... but I’m not too hopeful, like that stupid optimist or too panicked like that pathetic pessimist...”
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Person 2: I'm not a pessimist, I'm a realist. I don't think the world is fucked, i know the world is fucked.
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