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real man 

1. An abusive, self-involved, sex crazed guy with chest hair and a 5 o'clock shadow at 2pm. Frequently talks about his recent "scores" and the size of his equipment.
2. A woman who, though she denies it, looks more like a man than a woman.
1. "I sure hope I find a real man someday so that I can get pregnant and abused."
2. "That she-male sure is a real man!"
real man by Kellie November 29, 2003

real man 

non existant being. One of the myths that can be joined with, but not limited to Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and god.
real man by Single White Female January 3, 2004

Real man 

Real man is what a real woman feels completed with.

When real man and real woman come together in intimate form, they talk about everything that hasn't been said.

When RM & RW traspass the good and the bad and the bleh's together, they do it as a teamwork with solid and rooted foundations.
A Real Man loves a Real Woman and a Real Woman loves a Real Man.
Real man by Ayuryari November 30, 2021

Real Man 

A real man is some hood rat's or wanna be hood rat's delusion that anything less than their type of guy is not even a "real man." Like the rest of the male population is supposed to be some kind of Pinocchio. In truth, a real man is an adult who was born with a certain identifying appendage. That is the qualification. In itself "real man" is irony, as that person declaring their desire for a "real man" is clearly playing make believe. Don't fall for it. They aren't asking for a real man, they're asking for a sucker.
"A real man knows cars." "A real man will pay my bills, raise my bastard children, pay for my vacation."
Real Man by ProbablyTiredofYou April 14, 2021

real man 

Defined by the dictionary:
Real: actual or existing
Man: Adult male

However everyone has their own concept of a "Real Man"

A Real Man

Could mean he has a car, a job, a place to live not under his parents.

responsible
respectful to the sensitivities of others
emotionally receptive

a guy who isn't degrading to others
chivalrous

protecting

not male chauvinist
I like him he's a "Real Man," not like the little boys I'm use to messing with.
real man by Interesting Take March 27, 2019

Real Man 

The functional definition of what constitutes a "Real Man" (parenthesis, capitals) has become claimed by the sissy subculture. The following requirements are widely considered

- blind desire to have anal sex with an effeminate looking, very eager partner.
- the ability to sustain an erection over at least two orgasms, while wearing a condom.
- an erect penis measuring over seven inches.
- the ability to have multiple orgasms,

- a distinctive refusal to bottom,

- a distinctive acknoweldgement as the sissy, queer, femboy in any way as a female in word and deed,

- a somewhat robust and healthy physique, measuring over 175cm, and not being obese.
Lauren got railed by a Real Man. She couldn't walk for days.
Real Man by Khannea March 26, 2022