the real deal holyfield

used when something is serious, but not serious enough to be an emergency -- a joking way to depict an event as significant.

"We just won tickets to the superbowl!!!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"No, this is the real deal holyfield"

by VBR213 October 14, 2009

for real deal

gay term used by the drugged out ghetto white kid who lives in my circle instead of fo shizzle

ghetto fag: i thought i told you n' yo boys to stop skating here after dark, for real deal
me: shut the fuck up faggot

by TJtheCow September 26, 2006

The REAL deal

Often imitated by countless fraudsters, the term "The REAL deal" has long been associated to just one soul that being MPG Betts.
One key difference if one wishes to ascertain if they are in the presence of "the REAL deal" is that you will find The REAL deal is ALWAYS about the place.

Hey Frega! Fish how do you do! Stef....you love gayta! Pasq I'm "the REAL deal" mate. The REAL deal is about the place!!

by "The REAL deal" May 4, 2021

Muffin fuck (the real deal)

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

by B-rownie March 15, 2009

the real deal

Urban dictionary, in and of itself.

a: Bruh, I looked it up. It's the real deal.
b: where?
a: on Urban dictionary, it's the real deal, man

by sketchmaster2000 November 10, 2017

The Real Deal

When you rub your finger around a girl's vagina whilst simultaneously masturbating.

"Hey Vasily, did you really give that girl down the street The Real Deal"

by blr416 April 18, 2025

The Real Deal

An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.

Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.

Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius

'rubs his finger around her kitty

"THIS IS THE REAL DEAL BRO!!!!" '

by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025