reading

the biggest waste of a highschoolers time. most kids these days have more important things to do like playing WOW or going outside and larping. i mean really who thinks that real kids are going to spend a perfectly good summer day inside reading when they could be sitting on there ass, eating, cheetoes, naked, with a floaty around their waist, playing halo on Live.

Harry told his mom he had no time for reading. he told his mom that he was going to go out to the park and run, when in reality he was actually going out to meet up with his WOW larping friends.

by Harry the larper February 14, 2007

Reading

A code word for the act of masturbating in front of ones partner on web cam when other sexual acts are not possible

Sarah and I were reading last night on Skype and it made me want her sexy body so bad.

by Adude72 December 9, 2008

Reading

When referring to a woman's breasts, size depends on how well she reads. The larger the size, the better she reads. Also another name for cleveage.

1) That girl definately looks like she's been reading...

2) Wow, you must have started reading early.
3) I just bounced my last shot off her reading.

by LibraryRapist September 20, 2009

reading

1. What boring people do to get more boring.
2. A waste of time
3. A way of knowing what films are about without actually getting the fun of watching the film.
4. A crap football team with a legend owner
5. The greatest rock festival in the world (see reading festival)

I'm reading Lord of the flies. What? Na it's shit.

by Sir Salty GoBadger III July 23, 2008

Reading

An act for homosexuals

Do you read bro?

No reading's gay AF.

by Kidserb December 4, 2017

Reading

When you presently are in a book.

Stop reading Uncle Victor's story!

by bluebomb534 January 24, 2016

Reading

You are doing it.

You are a dumbass if you are reading this

by No new name used by anyone els October 9, 2016