Dirty Rasmus

A "Dirty Rasmus" is when you are having sex with your partner while you are thinking of is your favorite 2D girl.

Last night when I did it with this ugly guy Chris, I did the "Dirty Rasmus".

Dirty Rasmus by KentAgentbög April 16, 2020

rasmus 

A Rasmus is a small furry nocturnal creature that's a cross between a koala, sloath and has large eyes like a bush baby. Rasmus or 'The Rasmus' as their known in plural, live on a diet of plants and leaves. These creatures are mostly found in woodland areas.

"My garbage was ripped open last night by The Rasmus."

rasmus by Bruja May 6, 2004

Rasmus 

A very handsome man with lots of girls trying to get him first.
A Rasmus is a guy who knows what he want in life and is always able to get it no matter how big his goals are.
A Rasmus is often seen at the biggest events that only premium people have the ability to get access to, he is often talked about in the bussiness that he is running.
Rasmus has close to always more than one house and a lot of expensive-fancy cars such as Rolls Royce and Ferrari.
Short said a Rasmus is Living the dream.
Rasmus= Smart, Handsome, Rich, Boss, Super big Dick , Pussymagnet

Girl:Omg i can’t belive it, last night i had sex with Rasmus
Girl2: What!?!! Lucky you IF i could ever get someone as awesome as Rasmus

Rasmus by Rasmusmegadick December 25, 2018

Rasmus fujii

A very sexsig boy

Rasmus fujii the most sexsig guy

Rasmus fujii by Raaaasssmmmuus June 30, 2021

Rasmus 

Rasmus is a hot guy whom is slightly tan, Rasmus has a huge dick even at just 13 year old and loves to fight for true equality by saying words like Nigger or calling black people "black". He is also super nice and every girl is in love with him but he doesn't know it, he doesn't trust you, he loves to make gay jokes and is constantly stressed

Tillie: Yesterday I had sex with Rasmus, I could barely even stand up or breathe and I was still completely filled with his jizz when I woke up this morning.

Ankha: Damn I wish I could experience that but I am just stuck with small-dick Nathan.

Rasmus by uhwebvbvdv March 28, 2022

Rasmus nissen 

On every November Rasmus Nissen cums out to jizz on men. You have set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand or he will jizz in ur mouth, He is like Santa or The easter bonny.

School:
Klaus: why was my mouth so salty this morning?
Asger: did you set a fresh glass of jizz on ur night stand?
Klaus: no why?
Asger: Then Rasmus Nissen came in ur mouth

Klaus: nooooo

Ohh no i forgot to put jizz out for Rasmus Nissen

Rasmus nissen by Nutdog420 September 26, 2022

rasmus / The Rasmus 

Cool Finnish band with awesome songs. Don't forget, that "In the Shadows" isn't their only song and that's not the reason to hate them if you don't like this one :DDD

Tell me why do I feel this way,all my life I've been standing on a borderline...

rasmus / The Rasmus by falling September 15, 2004