rapid fire torture texting

To text incensantly with rapid fire speed so that as person is responding with text, they are continually receiving texts from one or more senders. Also known as Comrade Heathen Rapid Fire Text. Causes uncontrollable giggling on senders part and unimaginable frustration on receivers part. Has been linked to stealing of fur hats.

Mary Ellen and Stumble Biscuits were rapid fire torture texting Maria whilst Maria was heading over to their house. By the time she arrived she was in a frenzied state while the senders were stuck in extreme non-stop giggles.

by FunDipAQ July 29, 2012

rapidfart

Farting again and again. Farting at least twice in a row within a 1 min period.

Joel: I farted like three times in the past minute hhaha.
Paul: I'm so sick of your rapidfarting.

by pvsen November 28, 2007

Rapid Fire

The act of rapidly calling someone over and over and over again, until they pick up their phone.

"I'll rapid fire Joe until he picks up!"

by dank weedness October 18, 2016

rapid fire

When one tucks his/her legs into the fetal position standing on his knees alone. Which in turn they relax there sphincter to allow air to infiltrate their rectum. When achieved one will continuously fart by creating a positive and negative vacuum with ones anus.

Tom crapped himself while doing that rapid fire.
Joe's rapid fire stunk up the entire room.

by Erik and Jim May 16, 2007

RapidFireFaggies

A gun or person who LITERALLY fires faggots.

That dude farts like a fat person, also.. much like RapidFireFaggie (faggot-o launcher) Just like a dude called RapidFireFaggies or something

by MyNew_01000100-01101111-011000 May 9, 2021

rapid fire im'er

Noun: a person (usually a noob ) who meesages you nonstop unless you either sign yourself as invisible or block the person indefinetly

Cruton is a rapid fire im'er, that i had to destroy his computer for him to stop.

by Razordog January 17, 2008

Rapid Fire Kelly

Rapid Fire Kelly is a white rapper from Yeovil, Somerset. He is not well known throughout the UK, although he will be within the next few years. He might not have a big fan base, but he has an amazing fanbase, mainly from Yeovil, Somerset. He refers to his fanbase as the EST Famiy.

Rapid Fire Kelly. Even the name sounds amazing.

by DEADLYPR3DATOR_EST20XX August 28, 2016