ralston

a jubie person that has not only an amazing heart but a great personality. Very fun to be around and is very educated and determined to succeed. Has a very soothing and calm voice and a contagious laugh. Everyone wants to be friends with Ralston. He's the person you want to hang with. Very fit and built.

Friend: hey, what are you doing today?

Me: Hanging with Ralston! You wanna come he's so much FUN!!

by stizzynizzy11 March 18, 2020

Ralston Middle School

A crummy middle school located in between a higschool (Carlmont High) and juvy (cool). Teachers are crazy. And you get a garbage duty for cutting in the lunch line. Most kids that go here go to Carlmont later. If you go to Ralston well ewww. At least you have an animal for a mascot and not a man in a skirt. Oh and to add to the maddness there is Mountain Lions that attack deers. (poor deers) they should really attack the admin.

Boy: What school do you go to?
Girl: Ralston Middle School.

Boy: Eww. I hope a Mountain Lion eats you.

by K-Drizzle-Shizzle February 24, 2011

ralston

tight azz suburb of omaha where there's alwayz a party goin on

Where the party goin down?

It's goin down in Ralston tonight.

by CaptainPIMP December 17, 2003

rasty

Combination word formed from raunchy and nasty. Often used to describe scents, although it can be applied anywhere raunchy or nasty can. Developed from a need to express a sense worse than nasty, but that raunchy may be too riske for.

Dude, that stankweed smells absolutely rasty!

by Giant peach December 28, 2005

Ralston Shower

To cover oneself in deodourant instead of showering.

You don't shower for 4 days, just Ralston shower.

by whitemince October 1, 2009

rasty

Rasty is Nasty with an "R". It means course, crude and unpleasant.

Bob's friends were a rasty bunch of bigots.

by Woda June 22, 2005

Ralston Valley High School

Located in Arvada, Colorado, and A suburb of Denver. Ralston Valley High School is the location of the 2006 AIDS Scare in which nearly all of the sexy, yet disgusting, females collapsed in the disease ridden halls. Some notable homos from the flaming baby blue school are Daniel Tosh, Ellen Degeneres, and Elton John. Ralston Valley (also called Vanilla Valley) Is mainly aryan dominated, just the way they like. RV is known for their massive ragers where Charlie Sheen caliber lines of coke are delivered by the truck load, and inhaled almost instantly. At these parties, and in the school in general, muscle shirts and large biceps are required at all times. Lack of muscle at VV will result in your useless and shriveled testicles to be promptly removed and blended into an AIDS margarita. In short, it sucks there. :)

Jacob: Hey you wanna go to that crazy party at Ralston Valley High School?

Tyrone: Nah bro I'm black.

by Arvada, Colorado December 30, 2011