Oakland Raytards

Another name for the 'football' team from the city of Oakland, California.

A one time Head Coach of this team stated in a press conference that this team was 'The Dumbest Team in America'.

NFL fan: Which team do you root for?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARDS!!!!!!

NFL fan: What is your mental capacity?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTARD!!!!!!

NFL fan: What do you see in the toilet after you've used it?

Oakland fan: Oakland RAYTURDS!!!!!!

by John Madden's Clipboard March 12, 2013

raptard

Anyone who makes up their own words and babbles them in a monotone with tired 1990s clichés about drugs, violence, sex, and money over a repetitive beat box and synthesizer loop with his hand on his crank. Usually has several "musicians" to back him up in case the other "band" wants to steal his equipment and sell it for crack. To portray a false illusion of musical talent they usually include a female soul singer in their recording so she can hide their crack in her panties.

Y'all wiggas will buy any CD by any raptard that the media will market to your demographic. MTV is one of the biggest marketers of raptards.

by wigga June 24, 2003

rantard

(noun) a person who continually rants about stupid, meaningless crap.

The kids these days curse too much! Kids aren't what they used to be! Why cant the city pick up my trash at 5am rather than 6am! Why am I such a rantard!

by kingmotor October 9, 2007

rartard

1. Someone who makes torrents with RAR files in them.

2. By extension, any blithering idiot.

From TPB comments: "It took me a half hour to unrar this. Thanks a lot, you dumbass rartard scene kiddie. It's 2007, not 1997. Are you going to use winace next time? Maybe segment it into 1.38mb parts just in case someone wants to fit it on 3000 floppy disks?"

by swedishmeatball August 26, 2007

riitard

riitard

rii•tard (ree-tahrd)
-noun

* A hybrid acronym-compound consisting of “R.I.I.” and “tard“
1. Random Internet Individual
2. tard

* A general classification of unknown internet users
1. anonymous users of the world wide web
2. internet persons of unknown origin or purpose

"Who is that spamming your Myspace Inbox?"
"Oh just some riitard"

csplayer783: how did u die??
quakejunkie14: ran into sum camping riitard

by gatsome October 12, 2008

ritard

rEtard

Try telling that to Rain Man! He practically bankrupt a casino and he was a ritard!

by jake.herring January 9, 2010

railtard

The retards who chat, spam and beg on the rails at the high stakes tables on Full Tilt Poker

railtard: who is durrrr?
railtard: durrrr is gay
railtard: who is trex, urindanger or OMGClayAiken?
railtard: Can someone send me $5

Chat Monitor: railtard chat banned for 10 minutes for being retarded

by omgdurrrr April 22, 2009