Man: "Man my wifes pregnant again! I always have me rubbers on!"
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
Friend: "Shit, your wife mustv'e given you a devils raincoat. Sorry man."
by blumehauser October 13, 2009
Get the devils raincoatmug. Salesman: Hey you!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!
Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!
Woman: Who me?
Salesman: Do you want to be high while you have sex??
Woman: Oh boy! Do I!!
Salesman: What you need is a Chinese Raincoat!!
by fjkalsdghnfjndafnor April 27, 2011
Get the Chinese Raincoatmug. Where one person eats Taco Bell only for 23 days and, during sex, puts a raincoat on their partner and spews fiery Mexican diarrhea all over their partner.
Dave: Dude, I feel horrible.
Earl: Why?
Dave: I gave Carol a Texas Raincoat last night.
Earl: You're fucked up. I can't be your friend anymore. You're also fired.
Dave: What?! Why?! I've been working here for 7 years!
Earl: We can't have employees partaking in such crude activities as a Texas Raincoat. You violated your contract and we won't be issuing severance.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl! I thought you were my friend!
Earl: I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't speak to you anymore. Now would you like to leave the easy way or the hard way?
Dave: What's the hard way? Security roughs me up a bit?
Earl: No, that's the easy way, the hard way is I kick your ass myself.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl.
(Dave then trashes Earls office and jumps out the 46th story window)
*See also 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Friendships' and 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Lives'*
Earl: Why?
Dave: I gave Carol a Texas Raincoat last night.
Earl: You're fucked up. I can't be your friend anymore. You're also fired.
Dave: What?! Why?! I've been working here for 7 years!
Earl: We can't have employees partaking in such crude activities as a Texas Raincoat. You violated your contract and we won't be issuing severance.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl! I thought you were my friend!
Earl: I'm sorry, Dave, but I can't speak to you anymore. Now would you like to leave the easy way or the hard way?
Dave: What's the hard way? Security roughs me up a bit?
Earl: No, that's the easy way, the hard way is I kick your ass myself.
Dave: Fuck you, Earl.
(Dave then trashes Earls office and jumps out the 46th story window)
*See also 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Friendships' and 'Texas Raincoats Ruin Lives'*
by Stop Texas Raincoats (STR) March 10, 2014
Get the Texas Raincoatmug. Mentally challenged individual brought to the mall or public place in raincoats, when it is not raining. The reason being that there may be a chance of rain during the outing and the caretakers want to avoid the trouble of trying to get the kids into their raincoats if it begins to rain.
by CledusJenkins April 18, 2010
Get the Raincoat Kidmug. by Dr. Pingu April 4, 2021
Get the steaming raincoatmug. a stormcoat that must be worn monthly during intercourse to protect yourself from any unpleasantries you may encounter.
by After School Special May 10, 2008
Get the Bloody Raincoatmug. "Ukrainian raincoat" is the act of anal sexual intercourse with headless radioactive mutants that have concurrent explosive diarrhea.
Famous actor Chris White was found by witnesses during a Ukrainian Raincoat in the back of a car on Sunset Boulevard in Los Angeles
by Dr69x March 15, 2013
Get the Ukrainian Raincoatmug.