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power rangers

A show created in 1993 by Haim Saban, but with roots (and suits, stories, footage, etc.) from the Super Sentai franchise. The basic premise is like so: evil warlord/ witch/ Machine Empire/ empress/ squid/ demon/ mutant/ psychopath/ exiled ninja/ failed science experiment/ alien emperor sends down monster, heroes (5 or 6 usually) kill monster, monster grows, heroes jump into zords, kill monster again, repeat. Add tortured souls and their backstories for flavor.
It's Morphin' Time! lightning bolt Dragonzord! Mastadon! Pteradactyl! Sabertoothed Tiger! Tyrannosaurus! zoom in on Red Ranger helmet stock footage, zoom out to reveal... POWER RANGERS!
by randomsegafanboy March 20, 2005
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Power Rangers

A powerful and influential religion lasting from 1993 to 1996. Since then on, copycat cults have immitated the initial ideas, albeit with much smaller influence on mass media and with significantly less followers. Their powers of persuasion are limited compared with the founding religion, meaning they have to change their identities every year since it's demise.
One of the key sprititual guidelines of Power Rangers, delivered by the Prophets Rocky de Santos and Adam Park.

Rocky: Double whammy?
Adam: You're on!
by Mosepipe December 15, 2008
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Army Rangers

\ˈär-mē -ˈrān-jərs\

(Noun) A goup of badasses who make up an unstoppable force capable of withstanding a barrage of fists by Chuck Norris.

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"Rangers Lead the Way" isn't just a motto, it's a fact. Each Ranger battalion is capable of deploying anywhere in the world with only 18 hours notice.

The Rangers' primary mission is to engage the enemy in close combat and direct-fire battles. This mission includes direct action operations, raids, personnel and special equipment recovery, in addition to conventional or special light-infantry operations.
The Navy Seals could not do that! Yeah, but the Army Rangers could.
by Rofl Coptah February 8, 2009
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Power Rangers

A group of teenagers with a near perfect GPA, great social skills, great martial arts skill, and giant robots. They thrive in packs of anyware between 3-7 and have a "thing" for matching spandex outfits. each Ranger as there called has his or her own special color, girls colors are: pink, yellow, light blue, white. While the guys colors are: Red, Blue, Black, Green, White, and Yellow (if he's gay). Whatever town they save from a giant monster made of some inanimate object(Pinball machine, Camera, ex...) is magicly rebuilt overnight. Also the Ranger's ethnic backround somtimes decides what color suit they ware (African American- Black Ranger, Chinese- Yellow ranger). They are led by a giant head in a tube named Zordon and no Power Rangers are known to have parents.
by Brook Park Runner February 23, 2009
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Retard Rangers

A group of enlightened people who are extremely retarded and know it. Their main goal is to convert all people in the world to a Retard Ranger, and will do so by slapping the selected person on the back of the head. If you wish to be a Retard Ranger, then simply shout "I seek an audience with our superiors!", and if there is a Retard Ranger who has heard you, they will WALK over and slap you. Not run, walk. If there are no Retard Rangers in the immediate vicinity and you wish to become a Retard Ranger, then simply grasp a twig between your thumb and ring finger, and throw it as far as you can while screaming "ACK!". This will activate your RNA(RetardiryboNucleic Acid), and transform you into a Retard Ranger. The safe word among Retard Rangers is "Hebbo!", and while saying this you should run the back of your hand across your forehead. This allows other Retard Rangers to recognize you and your status in society, and they will automatically flock to be with you. If you happen to initiate a Retard Ranger, tell the aforementioned new recruit to look up "Retard Ranger" on Urban Dictionary if they Haven't already.

*Being a Retard Ranger has nothing to do with intelligence or state of mind*
John: "I seek an audience with our superiors!"
Michael: "You wish to join the Retard Rangers?"
John: "ACK!"
by AlphaRetard May 16, 2017
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Ragger

The act of using primitive gear and supplies when playing the game of Runescape, this can mean you wear clothing which lacks in price or that looks rediculous and that comes at a low low cost.
Ragging, being ragger or rag all refer to this and is frowned upon by the rich.
Hey Kingmage136, nice ragger. Dandamanyoyo why do you look so ragger, you even make Kingmage look rich.
by Hobbitz0r April 18, 2009
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Power Rangers

When two or more homies spread out, locate and stack 4 or more spin scooters, then reconvene at a location and metamorph their smaller stacks into a singular CHONK.
"Sorry Babe I've gotta head out, the homies need me."
"They need you now?? At 3AM?! What is so important that you have to leave so late"
"Bitch, we're fucking superheroes. Call it 'Power Rangers' "
by SpasianSpice February 23, 2020
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